When your husband has his hands on the inner thigh of another woman, you know you've got trouble. You know it is really bad when his hand is perched on this other woman's vagina and the words "I'm touching him," referring to his crowning son, come out of your husband's mouth.
Not for these women. Not for the "sistaaaaa wivesssss." They would like the world to believe that they are leading blissful lives, they even "advise" each other on their mutual "marriages" with their shared husband. This husband is balding, behaves as if he is 15 years old, drives a $60,000 sports car while each of his "wives" sport true jalopies, has 17 children, does not have a job and sleeps with a different woman each evening. What a guy.
So here is the background: There are four women, one man and seventeen children. The first wife, Meri, is Kody's only legal wife. After her there is wife #2, Janelle and wife #3 Christine. Meri has one daughter, Janelle and Christine each have six. After years and years of only having three wives, Kody married a fourth "wife," Robyn. Robyn, in addition to weighing 150 pounds less than each of the "original" "wives" also brings to the table three children from a previous marriage. Now, the five adults and seventeen children live within approximately one mile from one another in Las Vegas, Nevada. Kody hops between the four houses and the four vaginas of his four "wives." The youngest, prettiest, thinnest and "favorite" wife just birthed her first child with Kody. It was a disgusting event, fully covered by TLC and broadcast on national television. It was in this same episode that Robyn referred to her three co-spouses as "sistaaaa wivessss," hence the title of this entry.
The polygamist family that has never explained what religion they practice other than that is some offshoot of Mormonism was on the run from the state of Utah when Kody was supposedly facing a criminal charge for his lifestyle. To make a long story short, the Browns (that's their last name) have been on TLC for three complete seasons. They allege that they wanted to "come out" so as to dissipate some of the "misinformation" that people have about polygamists and wanted to show the world how loving and happy they are. They want to "educate" us. I am not kidding. This is their stated purpose.
Funny thing is, you have to be careful for what you ask for, because you may get it. The family has not only started showing the world the truth about polygamy but people have started doing some digging of their own. Not only is the jealousy between the wives something that would be unbearable for most, the truth is that Kody has no job and his third wife, Christine, has filed for bankruptcy in the recent past. In addition to the bankruptcy, his non-legal wives have also used food stamps. Christine's bankruptcy is interesting since according to her bankruptcy filing, she had about $25,000 in credit card debt yet claimed all of her assets were worth less than $5000. Interesting. How did she rack up all of that debt but doesn't have two pennies to rub together? His name is Kody. Best part about this for Kody is that he can ruin his "wife's" financial credit without so much as tarnishing his stellar name because they aren't legally espoused.
I am interested to hear how these people can possibly be defended. Bring it on.
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